Someone ask me to write something about regrets, well, she's a special friend actually. I don't know the reason but I obliged to do so. I'm suppose to write something funny today but I guess I had to spare some time with this one.

ia I hope you enjoy reading this..

1. One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was his birthday. The girl baked a cake for him with a candle at the center. She lighted the candle and said, “Make a wish.” The guy closed his eyes and tears started running down. When he opened his eyes, the girl asked him, “What did you wish for?” he replied, “freedom from a girl whom I never loved even from the start.”

2. A man went to visit his wife at the hospital. After a while, he kissed his wife goodbye. He used the elevator as he left. And then suddenly, he cried. Why do you think did the man cried?
Because when he was inside the elevator, there was a sudden brown out. And the only thing keeping his wife alive is a machine.

3. There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she’ll marry her bf. One day, someone donated EYES to her and then she saw everything including her bf. Her bf asked her; “now that you can see, will you marry me?” the girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also blind. She refused to marry him. Her bf walked away with tears and said, “Just take care of my eyes.”

4. CHILD: what’s the feeling of being in love?
ADULT: it’s like going to a theme park and riding all the rides you want!
CHILD: so it will make you dizzy and vomit?
ADULT: no, it’s like going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets you want.
CHILD: so it will make your tooth hurt?
ADULT: no, it’s like so fast with nothing boggling your mind!
CHILD: so it will bruise you and leave you a scar once you trip and fall?

5. To renovate a house, someone in Japan had to tear the wall open. After he did, he found a lizard stuck because a nail was hammered into one of its feet. He pitied the lizard and was curious. When he checked the nail, it turns out that it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. He wondered how this lizard survived 10 years without moving. Later, another lizard came with food in its mouth. He was amazed. The newcomer lizard had been feeding the stuck one for the past 10 years. What can love and friendship do? It can do wonders and miracles.

6. 1 day friendship and love met.
LOVE: why do you exist if I already exist?
FRIENDSHIP: [smiled.] to put a smile where you leave tears.
LOVE: well if that’s what you do, how come there are still many people crying?
FRIENDSHIP: it’s my fault. Instead of doing my job, I sometimes end up doing yours.

7. A prince was cursed by a witch. He could only speak a word per year. But if he doesn’t, he could save the words for next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 9 years to say, “My lady, I love you. Will you marry me?” and the beautiful princess said, “pardon, I did not catch that?”

8. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son picked up a stone and scratched line on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said, “Dad, when will my fingers grow back?” Dad was so hurt. He went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back, he looked at the scratches the child made, it read... “I LOVE YOU DADDY”

9. A faithful husband was drunk; he didn’t know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, “Good morning Hon, I’ll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your breakfast! Love you!” He was wondering why that is so, even though he was drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be angry.” Son replied, “Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said, ‘Stop! I’m married.’”

10. One day, the body asked the heart. The doctor cures me when I’m hurt. But who cures you when you’re hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that is why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drink, smoke, sing, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, make themselves busy and love again. But you know what the worst remedy people often do is? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all.

Have a great day everyone...