Someone ask me to write something about regrets, well, she's a special friend actually. I don't know the reason but I obliged to do so. I'm suppose to write something funny today but I guess I had to spare some time with this one.

ia I hope you enjoy reading this..

1. One night, a girl visited her boyfriend for it was his birthday. The girl baked a cake for him with a candle at the center. She lighted the candle and said, “Make a wish.” The guy closed his eyes and tears started running down. When he opened his eyes, the girl asked him, “What did you wish for?” he replied, “freedom from a girl whom I never loved even from the start.”

2. A man went to visit his wife at the hospital. After a while, he kissed his wife goodbye. He used the elevator as he left. And then suddenly, he cried. Why do you think did the man cried?
Because when he was inside the elevator, there was a sudden brown out. And the only thing keeping his wife alive is a machine.

3. There was a blind girl who hated herself because of being blind. She hated everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she could only see the world, she’ll marry her bf. One day, someone donated EYES to her and then she saw everything including her bf. Her bf asked her; “now that you can see, will you marry me?” the girl was shocked when she saw that her bf is also blind. She refused to marry him. Her bf walked away with tears and said, “Just take care of my eyes.”

4. CHILD: what’s the feeling of being in love?
ADULT: it’s like going to a theme park and riding all the rides you want!
CHILD: so it will make you dizzy and vomit?
ADULT: no, it’s like going to a candy store and having to eat all the sweets you want.
CHILD: so it will make your tooth hurt?
ADULT: no, it’s like so fast with nothing boggling your mind!
CHILD: so it will bruise you and leave you a scar once you trip and fall?

5. To renovate a house, someone in Japan had to tear the wall open. After he did, he found a lizard stuck because a nail was hammered into one of its feet. He pitied the lizard and was curious. When he checked the nail, it turns out that it was nailed 10 years ago when the house was first built. He wondered how this lizard survived 10 years without moving. Later, another lizard came with food in its mouth. He was amazed. The newcomer lizard had been feeding the stuck one for the past 10 years. What can love and friendship do? It can do wonders and miracles.

6. 1 day friendship and love met.
LOVE: why do you exist if I already exist?
FRIENDSHIP: [smiled.] to put a smile where you leave tears.
LOVE: well if that’s what you do, how come there are still many people crying?
FRIENDSHIP: it’s my fault. Instead of doing my job, I sometimes end up doing yours.

7. A prince was cursed by a witch. He could only speak a word per year. But if he doesn’t, he could save the words for next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love with her. He waited for 9 years to say, “My lady, I love you. Will you marry me?” and the beautiful princess said, “pardon, I did not catch that?”

8. While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-year old son picked up a stone and scratched line on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand and hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said, “Dad, when will my fingers grow back?” Dad was so hurt. He went back to the car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitting back, he looked at the scratches the child made, it read... “I LOVE YOU DADDY”

9. A faithful husband was drunk; he didn’t know what was happening around him. Upon going home, he directly entered the room and slept. When morning came, he was amazed. Everything is in order, tablet of aspirin and a glass of water with a note, “Good morning Hon, I’ll just buy groceries for our dinner! Have your breakfast! Love you!” He was wondering why that is so, even though he was drunk last night. He asked his son, “What happened last night? Why is this so? Your mom should be angry.” Son replied, “Mom tried to unclothe you, but you said, ‘Stop! I’m married.’”

10. One day, the body asked the heart. The doctor cures me when I’m hurt. But who cures you when you’re hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that is why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drink, smoke, sing, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, make themselves busy and love again. But you know what the worst remedy people often do is? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all.

Have a great day everyone...

Naa koy two workds para sa imo : Bugok ka!
Kabalo baka unsa ka ka-basa gabie..?
Nanguha na gani ka ug payung kanang bratohun pa jud..
Kabalo baka tag 90 ra toh ug gikan pa jud sa china?
sa kadaghan sa galaray nga payung sa umbrella rack
akoa pa jud imong na disketahan?
nganu man diay kung katong avon o di kaha
katong burag flag sa USA imong gikuha? di ba sosyal?
Lupig pa nako ang basa nga piso gabie
wala ko lain nabuhat kundi ang molantaw sa langit
with backgound music sa umbrella ni rhianna (balo unsa ang spelling)
kakantahun kayu ko,pasalamat ka wala ko kabalo sa lyrics, lol
Hastang bugoka jud nimo oy...

Kung tig-basahan ka ug blog, o nabasahan nimo kini.. Tago nalang daan..
kay kung makit-an nako ka ako jud nang isulod sa imong baba
akong pinalangga nga payung, pag naa na sa imong baba
ako dayun nang abrehan.. lol

Hehehe,joke!! laay man gud kayu wala nasad ko mabuhat..

I always recall my childhood experience back in the province, which I spent most of my childhood days.

If there are things I miss from my childhood, it was how sorrowful my face every time I cry. I miss the hum of my crying where just a piece of a candy can assuage my grief and all things seems back to normal. Playing my favorite toy- a sword made of a bamboo stick every second, I love to portray every action fantasy I watched from tv. There was I pretend to be a prince, a knight-in-shining t-shirt, and a jedi from star wars, of course part of that is fantasizing my own princess to save from the hands of an evil nemisis- then I challenge every kid next door and the battle begins, lol. I love to swim in the river, to climb in the trees, to ride in a horse and carabao's which usually the 2nd option of transportation in urban places. But my favorite part of my childish acts -was fishing. Fishing for me is like unwinding your worries, I would fluck myseld in bushes in the top of a hill in front of a river and wait till sunset. Everytime a fish would fall to my bait and start tagging my fishing rod I go into a limbo of what if's - what if it is a giant fish? what if the fish will pull me in the river? what if it is not a fish after all? then my coriousity will filled once I managed to pull-up the fish. That’s how simple I am before as a kid. Life was so much simpler then. But the fact, I can’t be a kid forever whether I like or not, I have to grow up. I have to live life in a continuous journey to seize every moment to do the best I can.

When I was young (as if im already matured- but let's just pretend that I am, lol) I always find myself putting my thoughts and feelings in form of a letter. Actually, I considered love letters as a WEAPON to fool win a woman's heart. haha. I mean I find it more useful when situations becomes uneasy and something more audible than dull bubbling where I could not get myself. A good excuse if you ask me. lol.

I remember back in my high school days where I got an extra bucks from my friends just to make a simple, nice but dyed-in-the-wool love letters (see? that's how good I am when it comes to freelancing, lol). I don't know where in the hell the idea come from but when they're suing a girl they never neglet to approach me and ask to write a love letter. Of course, who would turn back? an extra bucks wasn't that bad at all. I can buy extra stuff, extra banana cue and an extra soft drink. At first, I was, therefore, hesitant to share in some deeply romantic and passionate values because I knew that I didn’t possess these values fully. I’m afraid, shall I say, I feared, that somebody might expect me to have in my full possession all the loving acts, thoughts and emotions that I would be promoting if I wrote. Funny but when these idiots friend and classmates of mine back they all have this trademark wear from thier faces which you can read as - "SUCCESS" or "MISSION ACCOMPLISED" and they're going to tap my back and say "Thanks bro, youre such a good friend, snack ta unya" lol. 

 I'm writing this because I just found a copy of one of my love letter I made for my classmate,  I’m supposed to include the complete piece. Maybe next time. 

Have a great day ahead...

30 days to go and let the countdown begins!

Dahil sa napaglumaan na ng panahon ang entry ko regarding sa project lafftrip, muli ay aking iaapdate ang aking post. Wala akong babagohin sa aking ninomina. *Ito ay para madaling makita ng mga horado ang aking entry*

anyway this post is all about "The Search for the 2008 Philippines 10 Best Humor" o mas kilala sa tawag na Project Lafftrip Laffapalooza! na pakolo ni badoodles, so post ko lang yung mga binoto ko.

1. www.kokeymonster.com - (pano ba naman kinopya ko yung smilies niya)hehe. The best thing about this blog is ang kanyang kakayahan na gawing katatawan ang mga simpleng pangyayari sa buhay niya. Ito ay may temang di angkop sa mga batang mambabasa patnubay ng magulang ay kailangan. lol.

2.www.gasti.wordpress.com- isa pa itoh, bago ako mag simula sa trabaho di ko nalilimutang bumisita sa blog niya. Bale Blog palang almusal na!

3.Loser's Realm- isang tunay na paglalarawan ng "Don't juddge a book by it's cover. Don't mind the design just read the content.lol. Ewan ko pero parang meron din ditong tema dito na di angkop sa mga batang mambabasa. At mas lalo na sa mga magulang. lol

Para sa karagdagang information tungkol sa kalokohang ito ay maari po lamang pumunta sa link na ito sa blog ni badoodles.

Im going to take a rest. I spend my attention on my designing blog which generates my extra income, but it doesn't mean that im leaving this blog.

I created this channel as a means of expressing my feelings, to deliver my undelivered thoughts and to say the unsaid words. For the last month of looking for who I am and searching for the missing piece of me ( because I really believe im a unsolved puzzle ), drunk for successive two days and at last... I come in my senses and I was fully awake. And now, im thinking of any reason to continue blogging.

I'm going to make this blog private in some locations.

Im going to be hiatus for a while, i may not be able to write...


To my readers *if i had any*
thanks for the daily hits and traffic.

Your Career Type: Artistic

You are expressive, original, and independent. Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art. You would make an excellent: Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary.

What's Your Ideal Career?

Rule 1:
If you opened this you GOTTA take it.

Rule 2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks

Rule 3:
Only answer truthfully

“Who was your last?”

LAST PERSON.

1. Had a beer with?

Cousins (yeah, “last persons”)

2. Went to the mall with?

Rey Sedurifa

3. Talked on the phone with?

Unknown Caller

4. Made you laugh?

Marites and the superfriends.

5. You hugged?

Wish I could.

6. You yelled at?

None

WOULD YOU RATHER…?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

none of the above.

2. Be serious or be funny?

Serious. Dead funny in occasions.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?

Doesn’t matter to me.

4. Die in a fire or get shot?

Get shot

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY…

1. Sun or moon?

Moon

2. Winter or fall?

Winter

3. Left or right?

Left

4. Sunny or rainy?

Rainy, definitely.

5 . Peach or Pear?

Pear

6. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

Neither.

7. Do You Cook?

Rarely

8. Current mood?

Neutral

IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU…

1. Kissed someone?

I wish I could.

2. Sang?

Yes

3. Been hugged?

Wish she would.

4. Danced Crazy?

Not crazy

5. Cried?

No

Episode I : Sweet escape

The man was tired from work. He was simply sitting and looking in no particular direction. He glanced at the time from his phone- just a few minutes pasts midnight. He doesn't want to go home yet, he reached for his pocket and grab his phone. He receive a lot of "Good Nights" but he was craving for the simple good night from she-must-not-be-named. Looking that he did not receive any message from her..he pulled back his phoned and reply some sweet good night messages for his family and friends.

From where he sat at the far end of the park he could see a group of people happily chatting together and a few couples cuddling under the rainy night.Damn! he was sick from this sights. He reached for his book and started reading but no to avail. He cant even concentrate on what he was doing. And there was a damn good chance he was going to be fine, so he bought a bottle of beer considering he can't afford to buy another one. Man, it's getting worse than he thought. Tonight,however, was pretty miserable. He always hate when it rains all day. He could now feel and chill and mist of the weather, he frowned and put his hand inside his jacket. He straightened, yanked on an earlobe and pinched his cheeks. It was hes old trick to see if he was numb enough yet to go and sleep without this worries. He wasn't drunk alright, who could be drunk in a bottle of sanmig light anyway?

To be continued...

Dear Anak,

Naipadala ko na 50 thousand pesos na tuition fee mo, pinagbili na namin ang mga kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng kursong COUNTER STRIKE, wala na din pala tayong baboy naibenta na din para dun sa sinasabi mo na project nyo na NOKIA N75, ang mahal naman ng project nayun.

Kasama din ang 7 thousand dun para sa field trip nyo sa MALL OF ASIA, anak malayo ba yun? mag ingat ka sa pagbibiyahe mo, isasanla palang namin ang palayan natin para mabili mo na yung instrumentong I-POD na kinakailangan mo sa laboratory nyo.

Anak komportable kaba dyan sa boarding house mo san ba kamu yan sa VICTORIA COURT? - maganda ba dyan? Di ba mainit dyan?

Anak, kamusta na pala yung group project nyo na SANMIG LIGHT? Napailaw nyo na ba? Mataas ba nakuha nyo na grado dun?

Anak sana bago pa maubos ang lahat lahat ng ari arian natin ay maka gradweyt ka na, walong taon ba talaga ang kurso mo sa SECRETARIAL?
Sana pag gradweyt mo makakuha ka ng trabaho kaagad kagaya ng manager ng kumpanya para mabawi natin ang mga ari arian nating nasa sanglaan.
Ay sya nga pala anak diba sabi mo sa JOLLIBEE / Mc DONALD ka palagi kumakain ok ba naman sayo ang mga ulam dyan? Baka hindi masarap kawawa ka naman.
Anak hanggang dito na lang at sa susunod ay ipapadala ko sayo ang pera na pambili mo ng ALTIS na gagamitin mo sa VACANT SUBJECT mo.

Ang nagmamahal

Itang at Inang
P.S. Anak mag aral ka ng mabuti.

As you can see, I unintentionally changed my blog's template. I was just trying to install this particular widget then out of the blue my blog has been screwed! lol. Funny but true, so I made up my mind change my template and fix this mess. So what's in the "Sunset" ? honestly I had no idea why I had come up with this look. I just found this as a simple one which basically reflects me *ahem3* anyway, Im working with the additional addons. The downside so far is my new playlist hosted by emeem. Darn it..it takes time to load, but you will difinitely love the songs. Hmmm so how's my day? well, I was quiet wasted! really I still had hangover out of our tagayan sessions with my lasingheroes friends. I was embarassingly drunk over 5 shots of "Pulang Kabayo", which gives me the impression that I haven't drink for a long time. Yeah' "nabaghuan" is the term. hehehe. I feel like I vomit every single food that I eat during that day, but the buttom line is great. You drink and forget! have a good day!

PS: I come up with this TM scam promo which provides you with 5 days unlimited text. Just text "TM15" and send it to 2*** hehehe. I had no idea if this is a legitimate promo, but yes it works..

and so it's finally here. The story lies on that young man, named Tom Riddle (Ralp Fienne's nephew)the future "Lord Voldemort". Watch for these carefully because some of the events here are significant for the last Harry Potter Sequel(Harry Potter and the deathy hallows).

Things that will happen in the movie :
1. Harry unveils the past of lord voldemort
2. obviously, they will have another teacher for the defense against the dark arts.
which plays an important rule in knowing the past of lord voldemort.
3. Sorry to disappoint you but there is no handsome half blood prince,
what we have here instead is our potion master, yes Severus Snape was
the half blood prince.
4 Albus Doumbledore Dies!

There! I just save you from P80 pesos ticket for cinema and popcorn...